Lol. Especially found the reading vs. alcohol hilarious. To be fair, the typical ebook costs $3 or so these days, while a glass of wine or a beer costs anywhere from $6 to $15 or more (let alone wine bottles that cost anywhere from $10 to $100 or more). So if one was to have one drink for each book they read, you'd see the spending pattern you show, but they'd spend several hours reading for every 10-15 minutes of sipping. 🙃